If you think of a good one-liner, innuendo, or any terrible gag, please send it in.
We might send you a BumChum tee-shirt, except we haven’t got any......
.......and would you wear one if we did??
Most of the following are the result of too much time on a tour bus..
"Feels meaty in your seaty"
"Move your arse and your sticks will follow"
"Bottom end on the end of your bottom"
"Jump to the thump in your rump"
"When tush comes to shove"
"Monitors? ....My arse!"
"The beat is in the seat"
"Silent but deadly"
"Drumming by the seat of your pants"
"Gives your drumming a boot up the arse."
"Give your playing a proper Spinal Tap"
"Pumpy in the rumpy... Every night"
"For drummers with a one track behind"
"Keep yourself regular"
"Put some whammy up your *****"
"Arse-tronomically well engineered"
"Sit on the beat"
"Groove from the bottom up"
"Backseat pile driver"
"The most reliable stool since you ate brown rice"
"Superior Posterior Hysteria"
"Move your arse and your beat will follow"
"Buttock-o-matic"
"Gluteus maxi-thump"
"Your best trump card"
"Knicker Knocker Glory"
"Beat around the ****"
"Your bass in the hole!"
"Get some THUNK in your TRUNK"